Ah, Fiji Blend Loss Gloss. Promising everything one needs in a lipgloss: SPF protection, lucious lips, high shine and lose hips. Eh, rewind there – you wha’?
Further investigation, via the modern Internet, reveals that Loss Gloss contains “recognised appetite suppressants and a generous amount of vitamins and plant extracts to reduce cravings.”
Skeptical? Join the gang! But of couse I’m going to get it and try it – so I’ll let you know what I think. (Thats if I haven’t slipped through a crack in the pavement, due to super skinniness caused by Loss Gloss, of course)
Fiji Blend Loss Gloss: a poutastic way to lose those hips. No, really
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